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Willie

Willie is a good man at heart but unfortunately makes poor decisions. If you find yourself attracted to a Willie, please hold tight and bunker down for the emotional rollercoaster you're about to embark on. If you show this man attention he will indeed mess with you as he messes with everybody who gives him the time of day. He will drain your energy and steal your heart with his narcissistic ways.
Willie is a narcissist.
by Kaitlyn D. November 22, 2023
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Bloody Willy

The act of a female homosapien inserting her digital into her vagina. Taking out her bloody digital the proceeds to put it in someone's ear. Hence a more extreme, gory, version of the classical "Wet Willy."
Yo is your ear bleeding?

_Nah Camilla gave me a "Bloody Willy."
What's that?
_She put her bloody finger in my ear...
...
_...
by @niggadude._ January 20, 2019
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Jasing on a willi-ams

Taking a long shit whilst hovering over someone else’s dick
I was having the funniest conversation whilst Jasing on a Willi-ams the other day.
by PyrozBlazegate March 5, 2021
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choch willy

The conventional "wet willy" but.. instead if using spit... the finger is inserted into a wet vagina before going in the ear of the victim.
Holy shit man... I didn't do the dishes and my wife gave me a choch willy!
by thamightywhitey! March 11, 2019
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Willy Vanilly

The Willy Vanilly is a sex act in which at some point while going at it you slip away and allow someone else to finish the job. When it’s over you flip the lights on and reveal it wasn’t you
Yo I was baggin Jessie last night, pulled the ol Willy Vanilly and jumped out the closet yellin “YOU GOT AIDS BITCH”
by Swilderbeast May 14, 2021
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Willis Plumber

A very small limp penis (chode) often inserted into the exposed ass of a plumber.
DAMN BRO
he had such a plumber crack i could have gone Willis Plumber on that ass!
by T-Bone Steak December 15, 2008
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chilly willy

when you pour liquid nitrogen into a girls asshole so it freezes
i gave marley a chilly willy last night
by bigshlongdaddy123 April 22, 2024
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