When needing to use the bathroom quickly and a turd crests from your anus and threatens to arrive way to early to find a toilet. The turd essentially sits just outside your ass enough to threaten your underwear to be changed!
by Kriskiki April 7, 2023
Get the Turtle Dovedmug. Another word for "penis."
by Trousermouse December 11, 2017
Get the one eyed mouse wearing a turtle neckmug. 
by musicman1993 September 26, 2010
Get the Poke a turtle's eyemug. by turtle.cheese.lover708 July 23, 2017
Get the turtle cheesemug. Operating at the lowest speed. Coined from the throttle on most riding lawnmowers with turtle being the slowest you can go.
by expert464 December 7, 2015
Get the turtle lowmug.