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Toilet paper

Oh, that-
That’s the rarest object you can find now. It’s the biggest flex for 2020ers, and it is used to wipe your shitty ass. During the zombie apocalypse (according to the news it’s a zombie apocalypse), only the privileged posses it. The poor wipe their asses with money, while the rich use these delicate squares with intricate designs and a special skin tearing component to gently shed this delicacy along their ass. My favorite part about toilet paper is the fact that when you use it, it peels off a whole layer of skin AND leaving little itchy specks of toilet paper that I have to fish out of my vagina when I’m done, to making it super itchy so I scratch it making me look like I’m desperate to mastabate in class.
I found some toilet paper and now I feel rich and I am going to flex I front if everyone and make them bitches jealous.
by Big stonks March 22, 2020
mugGet the Toilet papermug.

Power Toilet

The act of going to the toilet whilst consuming an alcoholic beverage. An offshoot of the more commonly known Power Shower. Usually takes place in preparation for a big night out shunting or kunting.
"I just had an epic Power Toilet"

"Hang on, I have to Power Toilet"
by Bill Sussman March 16, 2010
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Toilet Tap

When a male's penis is large enough it may touch the toilet bowl or water while taking a number 2. Instinctively your first reaction is to move your penis back instantly resulting in a toilet tap.
"Damn it I just toilet tapped🤦🏽 ♂️"
by Curioxity December 22, 2021
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Best Toilet Service

The full form of BTS means Best Toilet Service
Sigma: What’s the full form of BTS?

btsfan: Oh, It’s Bangtan Sonyeondan

Sigma: It’s wrong

btsfan: Huh? Then what is the actual full form of BTS?
Sigma: Best Toilet Service 😎
by King of all gamers March 5, 2024
mugGet the Best Toilet Servicemug.

toilet bowl scholar

Someone who researches a topic during a bowel movement, finds literature that aligns with their uneducated morals and immediately becomes an “expert,” on any given subject.
Because Karen is a toilet bowl scholar, she believes she knows more than a health care proffessional.
by Dorian2555 July 12, 2024
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Toilet bowl

When you get that thick ass rim job from lil shawty in town.
“Hey shawty, fancy a good toilet bowl?”
by Slapacrombe April 21, 2018
mugGet the Toilet bowlmug.

David’s toilet papper

David brings to class so justino can wipe he’s ass
Guy1. “What are they doing over there
Guy2. “Who justino his just wiping David with David’s toilet papper”
by Justino’s dictionary November 22, 2021
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