FLOSSING YOUR TOES

When you are in the shower with your lover after some serious shagging and you're soaping each other up and they get to your feet and then look up and say, "Want me to floss your toes?" and then run their soapy fingers between them all...

A good night is all you can remember is him flossing your toes

by Deekdat86 April 23, 2022

Toe daddy

Toe daddy is a guy that sucks his girlfriend's toes for free pussy.

Mom: I notice you seem happy with Jerry, but I never see him buy you anything.

Camilla: That's just because he's my toe daddy.

Mom: Oh okay.

by Box Worm November 24, 2019

Mammoth Toe

It's like Camel Toe, just on a 400 lb person.

John: Damn, did you see the mammoth toe on that huge woman in the yoga pants!?!
Bob: Oh god!! I didn't need to see an MT that nasty!

by Ditty00 December 2, 2014

microwave your toe

i’m done with you

“say one more word, and i’m gonna microwave your toe”

by soggy sinners January 14, 2025

Smurph Toe

A form of the foot condition "Neuroma".

Brian was having significant pain in his right foot, leading him to be concerned that he had a bad case of the Smurph Toe.

by Jon W. Baltimore January 22, 2014

toe

One of the best fucking bands in the world. The best math rock band ever and is a must listen in the subgenre.

Person 1: toe fucking sucks
Person 2: I'm sorry but can you kindly go f*** yourself

by Clap420 November 21, 2021

Toe ball Tom

That guy that stands in the middle of the pitch fingering his butthole and mouth at the same time while screening bird sounds and toe balling everything including other players shins.

Toe ball tom over there had his finger so far up his ass that he can pull on his tongue.

by Twist 18 July 13, 2016