turtle

I human thats stupid and puts his or her shirt over his or her head to look like a turtle tucking its into its shell

'hey look Timmy is turtle ing his shirt again what i fucking idoit"

by HipsterDFilms April 3, 2018

turtle-brained

Thinking slowly, like a turtle moves.

oy. i am sooo slow today - i am turtle-brained today.

by Puffin Man June 13, 2011

plasma turtle

Loving, caring, and wishful guy. He hopes for the best and loves everyone he lays eyes on.

Did you see that plasma turtle? Damn, I think I love him.

by Partydrummer04 February 5, 2018

Turtle

Turtle is someone who is very slow in both moving and thinking

Turtle (TsG|imaTurtle) is a Animal Brother that is both slow in thinking and in moving/making speed, his best friend is Spoder (Tension)
They lift shirt and drop pants and flirt evritiem.

by DictatorNL August 7, 2015

Turtle dick

Someone that takes a long time to get an erection

"did you sleep with tom last night?"
"no, he had a turtle dick."

by Hairyboy2000 January 28, 2015

holy yeet turtle

means you yeet a turtle

epic

"HOLY YEET TURTLE"

by ventron500 November 22, 2019

Turtle

Turtle : slang - name used for an uncircumcised penis.

One eyed snake with a turtleneck sweater on!

by AND YOU! January 14, 2025