Taylor Derangement Syndrome

Taylor Derangement Syndrome (TDS) is a mental condition in which a person has been driven effectively insane due to their dislike (or like) of Taylor Swift to the point at which they will abandon all logic and reason. (Mostly seen in grown men and women who previously had indifferent opinions on the artist)

Symptoms may include:

Heart palpations
Thinking in Taylor Swift lyrics

Craving pumpkin spice

Posting online rants
Sacrificing voodoo replica dolls of swift haters

"Did you hear about Maiko? They put her on a 72 hr lock down because of her Taylor Derangement Syndrome!"

"Why is everyone fighting about Taylor?!"

"I think they have TDS! "

"Omg I would die for Taylor. I spent my entire life savings on bleacher seats!! In my broke era!!"

"Bitch, you might have TDS"

by Maiko182022 October 8, 2023

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Taylor Swift

The queen of music, princess of country songs
Has a lot of records like the only one who has award ''Album of the year'' 3 continuously years of Grammy,...
Mother of cats, the music industry

Hey, Taylor Swift is on SNL show tonight

by little viv joy November 25, 2021

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Taylor

She is minez

Taylor is minez

by Sheesh hero Myles love November 25, 2021

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holland taylor

Yummy

Holland taylor is the yummiest lady yum tramp stamp yummy

by Zerocoz November 26, 2021

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william taylor

bababoi what the hell lowkey kinda cute but like what solid personality and has very nice arms and hands tbh also has a nice smile and is pretty cool. an extroverted introvert.

me: william taylor is cool

will: i rock climb and swim and still manage to pull
me: woah

by mimioiscool November 26, 2021

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