Vertical Kiss

When a woman’s vagina farts on your mouth

“Dude, you won’t believe what Martha did to me!”

“What did she do?” “She vertical kissed me.”

by Spaycee April 4, 2021

Kiss the corner

when it's windy out and youre trying to light a joint but u cant get the fucker to spark so you duck up against a corner to stop the wind from puttin out the j.

D: Yo man, this j wont spark
J: Kiss the corner, man!

by some random hippie February 2, 2009

kissing the britney

When an over, no-talent celebrity does something - anything - to get noticed. Is to celbrities what "jumping the shark" is to a TV show. Specifically refers to the carefully orchestrated - yet spectacularly unsexy - Madonna-Britney Spears kissing incident.

Although ahead of it's time, Janet and Justin's "wardrobe malfunction" was a pitiful attempt at kissing the britney.

by gwood99 August 2, 2008

Hershey Kiss

When a "love one" shits when your mouth

"Sarah gave me a Hershey Kiss after the Super Bowl party last night"

by KerriBerriWithNoCherri February 5, 2017

Shotgun Kisses

When someone sticks the barrel of the shotgun in someones mouth and pulls the trigger blowing all evidence of a head on the floor or wall behind them.

The shotgun kisses i gave them were messy yet beautiful.

by Sh0tgunKisses April 8, 2008

Kiss Tattoo

The female partner in a jail/prison relationship.

I made my girlfriend, Bryan, get a kiss tattoo to prove that he is my bitch.

by My Bitch Bryan July 24, 2015

Israeli kiss

Kiss another person's (e.g. your woman) feet (passionately.)

To turn my girl friend on, I gave her a long & sultry Israeli kiss.

by Cons_man May 14, 2011