Social Media Researcher (SMR)

SMR (Social Media Researcher)

Often mistaken for a stalker, but with better intentions and Wi-Fi.

A highly skilled individual trained in the art of digital observation. SMRs don't stalk - they gather data. From tracking down your ex's new fling to locating someone's high school graduation pics from 2020, SMRs use advanced techniques like clicking, scrolling, and zooming in on blurry group photos.

They're not creepy - they're curious.

They're not obsessive - they're efficient.

They don't follow people... okay, maybe they do. But only for research.

Example:

"Wait, how do you know his mom's maiden name?"

"I'm not a stalker, I'm an Social Media Researcher (SMR). Do your homework."

by Corsters May 20, 2025

Genuwinely: A Social Experiment

The funniest podcast ever hosted by 2 beautiful women who talk about One direction in the most nuanced and experienced ways.

Hey, have you seen the new Genuwinely: A Social Experiment podcast episode?

Yeah, my favorite episode is the one about Babygaters and Larry Stylinson

by Doggiewalker February 20, 2025

state social medicalism

An ideology characterized by the supremacy of medicine, censorship, social democracy, mass surveillance, cancellation, and other forms of suppression.

The belief in state social medicalism is very detrimental to the progress of medical research.

by Yobberson April 7, 2022

social bedtime

“Social Bedtime” when you tell everyone that you’re going to sleep for the evening therefore you’ve finished interacting by text, phone, and social media for that particular day. If, by chance, they happen to see you “online” after you’ve announced your social bedtime it would be improper etiquette for them to then comment or contact via those various social media outlets.

It’s been a long day and as it’s my social bedtime I’ll catch up with you later!

by clb628 March 6, 2024

political socialization

It is when the government forces you to talk to people even when you don't want too

extrovert: let's go to trump's campaign

introvert: I don't want to go plus I hate trump and him truing yo make us political socialization when there is a pandemic going on
extrovert(pulls out a gun): we are going
introvert: ok

by yehyaeatskossa69 November 22, 2020

Social Moth

Similar to a Social butter fly but you get distracted by shiny things or people just seat you away.

Dude 1: hey man why don't you come to this party?
Dude 2: I would but I'm a bit of a social moth.

by FreedomGriffin May 29, 2018

social sixteen

The front sixteen teeth, eight on the top and eight on the bottom, where if you’re missing people will judge you.

That guy is missing one of his social sixteen, don’t talk to him he must be shady.

by B.R. November 21, 2022