Sealed Venting

Posting a vague vent as an acknowledgment of your reaction to something that you do not wish to go into further detail of because it is too difficult to explain, not the correct audience to explain it to, and or you need to keep things a bit private due to circumstances

(Not to be confused with vagueposting. I actually made this definition because I realized I was using the word vagueposting wrong)

Example 1: Person makes a sealed vent along the lines of “I’m tired” but that’s a simplification of the complicated and confusing inner turmoil they’re feeling at the moment that they can’t put into words

Example 2: Person does some sealed venting talking about how they’ve had an epiphany and their mind is blown in a bad way. They’re talking about something related to their love life but they give more details in a different vent chat where the people there better understand the context or there’s a safer environment to go in depth about it

Example 3: Person has been sealed venting about something going on in their personal lives. Something really bad has happened or is happening but for their or someone else’s safety/privacy/reputation they need to keep it vague

by YaBoyBenji423 December 17, 2023

sealien

an intelligent, terrestrial organism living undetected in underwater bases across all major seas on planet Earth.

Dude, I always told you, it's sealiens, not aliens :D

by Guts Berzoerk January 12, 2024

Sealand Boil

Seafood boil cooked with mice

I made the sealand boil and my neck broke out

by Watchyotone January 17, 2024

sealow

Sealow is a great person funny loud and sounds like a water bottle. She will do the most stupidest things with you without hesitation

Guy 1: sealow is my pookie bear
Guy 2: no she is mine
Sephy: y'all she is mine and always will be

by Heyehy December 8, 2023

Sealion

The act of invading Britain from the European Continent, derived from ‘Operation Sealion (Unternehmen Seelöwe)’, the failed naval invasion plan for Britain devised by Nazi Germany during World War 2. Typically used in context of grand strategy games, especially ones involving World War 2.

It looks like Germany is attempting another Sealion, but with those marine templates he isn’t going to make it.

by Sealindustries December 9, 2023

SMEALER

Acronym for Short Man syndrome, Evangelising, ALien headed, Exasperating Remtard
A short man with a chip, who likes to pontificate without evidential foundation, who also has an extremely weirdly shaped head. Retarded to the point of reversing evolution, one who shocks the system with his never-ending diatribe and drool-inducing comatic drivel. Think “I Am Sam” meets “Motormouth”.

Fucking hell Gavin, stop being a SMEALER and shut the fuck up.
alternative
That Shia Lebeouf looks like a right SMEALER with his head shaved.

by dwarft0sser February 15, 2024

Skeallasplaining

A worse and dumber version of mansplaining. The action of explaining something that is mixed with small portion of first result of google and and big amount of biased. It ends with the person refusing others opinions.

"Motherfucker chill, stop skeallasplaining me"
"Bro is aint speaking faxx, his skeallasplaining"

by Ralph balling May 6, 2024