helmut roll 

an artists reference to the act of recieving (or giving for our gay brothers) head. ie...to have ones cock sucked!

Wally: Hey Stevo, did you hear about Spanner cracking his Sonia fair dinkum in the mouth, apparently sent several teeth flying.
Stevo: Yeah, Spanner told me all about it himself. He reckons that Sonai, or "the cunt" as he referred to her, wouldn't give him a helmut roll after he fixed the stove for her
Wally: Fuckin ungrateful bitch

helmut roll by ulb remorse November 11, 2009

honey roll

rolling off your partner after finishing intercourse, and accidentally find that you have rolled into a puddle of semen that you had unintentionally fired all over the bedclothes

due to sheer exhaustion, harold unknowingly performed the honey roll on himself after blowing his load for the first time that night

honey roll by mcjerk April 23, 2010

Tootsie Roll Syndrome 

Whatever it is you think you see, becomes a Tootsie Roll (or really, whatever it is you are obsessed with); a syndrome professionals seem to be particularly afflicted with.

Patient: My throat has been horribly sore for about 3 days. Do you think it might be strep?

Doctor with Tootsie Roll Syndrome (TRS): Well, I've seen a lot of this. I bet it's some form of minor cancer.

Patient: Shouldn't we run some tests?

Doctor with TRS: No, trust me, this is definitely cancer.

Tootsie Roll Syndrome by TheKosherLoaf April 29, 2011

beef roll-up 

When a girl farts and it rolls up front through her vagina.

Whoops, I just had a beef roll-up. Next time I'll cross my legs first.

beef roll-up by iandavid May 22, 2011

California Roll 

Specific items.
• Rice
• Chopped up fish
• Mayonnaise

It's where a man cums in the middle of the bed, then he injects his tongue in the girls pussy and spits out the fluids where the cum is. Him and the female both make a 360° form around the cum as they scream their favorite foods in pain. Then, their friend who is recording throws in the Rice, and fish at the man and woman. He grabs a handful of Mayonniase and rubs it in and on the field vagina and the mans penis. As they're in a 360° position one of their spines break and their friend takes their shoes and runs off.

Dude 1: Holy shit! Why are you in a wheelchair! What the fuck happened!

Dude 2: Oh shit man.. I'm paralyzed permanently.. Joe took our shoes but damn!! Me and Kayla had a California Roll!

California Roll by Boba Gumb November 10, 2015

lobster roll 

When someone allergic to shellfish goes into anaphylatic shock after getting a blowjob from someone else who had just eaten lobster.

I accidentally gave him a lobster roll after he took me out to a nice dinner. I didn't realize he was allergic to shellfish!

lobster roll by nowayjose12345 November 29, 2015

tootsie roll

foot sex

Kick off your shoes baby, my cock needs a tootsie roll.

tootsie roll by zwasbk613 November 1, 2016