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You’ve smoked meth
by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025
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the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!
that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!
by michael foolsley August 24, 2022
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raw dog real

When a person is so real it’s shocking to the fakes, and snakes, when you don’t give a f*** what has happened in the past cause you met the OG Jennifer and nothing matters but being with her, when life takes something you want so badly because it knows you’re not on your chosen path, you gots ta keep it Raw Dog Real and keep it movin, better things are coming.
Joe: I’m so hurt bro,
Nicole: bro, stay true to you, keep it Raw Dog Real and never forget the things this experience taught you. It’s time to move on…
by The Jr. Man! July 26, 2022
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Slept real good

How you well you sleep and feel after you take part in the action of sleeping with Mike
Gurl I was with went to bed with Mike and I slept real good last night
by Mikeyjr February 15, 2024
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hyunjins real girlfriend

hyunjins real girlfriend is andrea.(hhjmenu)
by andrea yeaaaa October 17, 2020
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Real

2) Is most commonly used to relate so something depressing ; People tend to comment simply the word "Real" in the comment section of depressing videos on Tiktok, Instagram, etc...
"When im out in public having a good time then remember the way she looked at me."

-Real
by F1nnakms December 30, 2023
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Pulled of a Real Madrid

It's when the odds are against you and everyone says it's not possible but you come on top and win.

This is in reference to the iconic 2022 UEFA Champions League run by Real Madrid, in which they had a 1% chance to qualify to the finals but they still managed to do it.
Royal challengers Bengaluru pulled of a Real Madrid by qualifying to the 2024 IPL knockouts.
by Roanoa Uchiha goku May 18, 2024
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