Retardium 

The material of stupid, it is highly toxic and exposure should be minimal.

I listened to the Republic Debate last night and i got a Retardium overdose.

Retardium by Rallehop March 21, 2016

retardicus maximus

The largest retard in the world ever. ryan sucks

Hi Retardicus Maximus
Hey, look over there, its Retardicus Maximus

retardicus maximus by FuckStain101 May 13, 2018

Blame Retardent 

A person who constantly has an excuse for everything usually one that passes the blame from himself to others.

Varnish: Man I can't believe that Nick is late again!
Swedish: Yeah but you know he will have a good excuse, that guy is blame retardent.

Blame Retardent by Nicholas Clark April 17, 2008

Getting Retarded 

The act of becoming so undeniably inebriated on various forms of alcohol and drugs that you absolutely cannot comprehend what the hell is going on around you or in your life.

"All these people are coming over and I don't know whether I should let them park here or pick them up somewhere. What do you think?"

"Umm, what? I don't know what the fuck is going on...
Man I'm fuckin' getting retarded."

Getting Retarded by Seminoles91 February 18, 2010

beat retarded

The point at which one has been beaten, physically, emotionally, and or spiritually that the end result is of them being in a permanent state of retard.

Dude 1: wtf happened to dude 2 and why is he acting retarded?

Dude 2: (mumbles whilst drooling) manarah!
Some other dude: oh he got beat retarded.

beat retarded by mogar08 December 23, 2011

Half-Retarded 

The correct terminology when one wants to refer to a person acting idiotic or out-right stupid because real Retards cant help being retarded.

Did you just hear what Tommy said? Man that guy is Half-Retarded I swear...

Half-Retarded by Lean Mean Bulimic Machine May 8, 2019

Technologically Retarded 

One who has no grasp of technology, no matter how times one has to explain how to use something electronic

Wife: Honey what button do I push to turn on the stereo
husband: You are so Technologically Retarded, press the Audio button

Technologically Retarded by RyeDawg II November 1, 2011