When something looks and feels real enough to pass… but you know deep down it’s manufactured. Can apply to AI influencers, staged “candid” photos, or that brand new dive bar that spent millions to look old and grimy.
My office has a 'fun zone' with bean bags and foosball. It’s all synthetic realness to distract from the 12-hour workdays.
by GuyWhoWritesDefinitions September 2, 2025
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Person one: "hey bro. Watch this."
Person two: "Alright."
*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
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*Person two pulls on a bystanders bag*
Person three: "huh?"
Person one: "have you or a loved one been misdiagnosed with mesothelioma? If so, you may be entitled to financial compensation."
Person two: "classic. You just pulled a Real life cold call."
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