by The truth is never a lie March 07, 2017
by Wonderhoi is better than you March 20, 2023
Imagine if Voldemort was Australian. Oh wait, you don't have to because this cunt exists.
Nobody likes him and that's why he lost his seat in parliament.
Nobody likes him and that's why he lost his seat in parliament.
by young sheldon funny moments May 13, 2025
The frustrating phenomenon where, no matter how much good someone does or how selfless their actions are, they always seem to get the short end of the stick. These individuals consistently prioritize others above themselves, sacrificing personal happiness, desires, or even well-being, only to be met with obstacles, heartbreak, or outright bad luck. It's as if the universe punishes them for their good intentions, denying them the rewards or recognition they truly deserve. At its heart, it’s a cruel irony: the more they strive to do right by the world, the more the world seems to turn its back on them. Whether it’s losing the person they care about, being misunderstood, or watching everything fall apart despite their best efforts.
Guy One: "My girl just left me, my grades are dropping, I don't have money for a ride home and I don't have food for tonight!"
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
Guy Two: "Damn bro, that's some bad Peter Parker Syndrome."
by Da Halkian December 13, 2024
The $45 ATM fee you have to pay when you end up drunk in Vegas and take a free limo to a strip club and realize you need to withdraw money from the ATM there.
Rob: "Hey, Peter, this stripper loves me, can I borrow $40 for a lap dance?"
Peter: "Dude, no. They charge a $45 ATM fee here."
Rob: "Come on, please! Peter Pay!"
Peter: "Dude, no. They charge a $45 ATM fee here."
Rob: "Come on, please! Peter Pay!"
by EDDIE FM March 12, 2013
A very friendly bioscience Professor that gives the best lectures while also making difficult topics easy comprehend.
by Mirrrrrrrran March 30, 2023
by ayabusanwing September 25, 2021