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Toilet Paper Gutfish

The act of accidentally fingering your asshole due to thin ply toilet paper
Jeff looks like the kinda guy to Toilet Paper Gutfish himself for fun.
by Mungo fungo February 20, 2026
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Israeli Pager

When your tech is acting up and you think it's going to blow up.
The spam in the groupchat was so insane, my phone was buzzing like an Israeli Pager.
by DANK_YANKER May 24, 2025
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Cutting the Paper

The act of giving your partner a paper cut in and around her vagina, and then giving it to her.
Hey Jim, I was just cutting the paper with Candice, and I came in two seconds.
by dirtymidget69 June 15, 2010
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Online News paper

by Suhuf.com.sa December 28, 2011
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joke-a-paper

A newspaper that focusses on profit rather than serious journalism.
A paper that has no interest in winning a Pulitzer Prize or other awards for journalistic excellence might well be a joke-a-paper more interested in revenue from display and classified ads than trying to investigate what goes on behind the scenes.
by Circus Room January 1, 2012
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backpack toilet paper

a derogatory term used when someone intends to inflict pain upon someone else.
you didn't just steal my sh*t! you backpack toilet paper!
by yessireeeeee October 21, 2013
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Reading the Paper

A phrase used to nonchalantly tell someone that you are smoking marijuana. The phrase brings with it a large number of puns that can be quite humerus.
Friend: (Calls you on the phone) Hey man, what are you doing?

You: I'm just sitting around 'reading the paper'!

Friend: Sweet, so I guess you got the 'news'!

You: Totally got the 'news'!
by TheGreatBigD August 26, 2014
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