Matthew

LOL

matthew is and

by thecoldheartedcaretaker November 24, 2021

Matthew

This is a disappointment of a person who is short and a penguin

Person 1: Who is that disappointing penguin over there?
Person 2: Oh, that's Matthew. He is useless.

by Very small PP man November 21, 2022

Matthew

Verb. To anesthetize your genitals.

Dude 1: bro I Matthewed my dick last night!
Dude 2: bro why would you do something like that?!
Dude 1: I bought the condoms with the numbing lube by accident and I couldn’t feel my dick all night!

by DrDre868 March 27, 2020

Matthew

Matthew is a kind, sweet, caring, and cute guy with whom you will fall in love the second you meet. All the girls want to be with him, and all the boys are jealous. But he devotes his heart to one adorable girl.

person1: who's that? He's so cute!
person2: oh, that's a Matthew

by TotallyNotAlisha October 14, 2022

Jaxon Matthews

Great hair

Jaxon Matthews has the most amazing hair

by Braden Lucky March 24, 2024

matthew Siu

a person who is kinda pog and hates jackson and tiktok

jackson: matthew said i wasnt pog
derek: ok,
tiktok: hi-
Matthew Siu: noob lol go away

by Hiimantisocial March 8, 2021

matthew

matthew is a name which we corelate to penis drink.

"i love some matthew in my mouth from time to time" says sean.

by psysean June 24, 2023