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at any time between 2022-2032, anyone under 5'7 (normal people) can kick any of those OVERGROWN GIANTS 5'8 and higher
"hey rob how tall are you?"
"5'9"
"too bad its national kick tall people decade"
"im not even t"
👹
by tall people should shrink October 13, 2022
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Kick rocks

Is being Asked to leave in a unwelcomed way with no blessings. Also leaving on your own accord with a sour taste of where you are.

Mainly used by burners , campers , or out west where desert terrain exists. Now more common everywhere.
Tom was asked to kick rocks at the party.

I kicked rocks from that event. (Because it sucked)
by Edeos Vegas November 10, 2019
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Kick in the balls

When a male receives a kick to the groin. The kick doesn’t have to have a lot of force for it to hurt like hell ! The pain hurts the penis and the worst pain is in the balls and when the pain goes up to your stomach. Some find this amusing but any boy who has received a kick, punch, knee or any strike to the groin knows that it is nothing to joke about. This move is typically used by girls but a boy can also use a kick to the balls occasionally, usually as a joke
Kick in the balls is when:
Boy : stood with his legs wide apart

Girl : kicks him full force in the balls for no reason
Boy : falls down and grabs on to his balls crying for about an hour, goes to hospital and pisses blood for the next few days
by Nutshot pain June 11, 2023
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Kick a Joel day

On November 26th, everyone named Joel must be kicked, you may notice it’s the day before kick a furry day and that’s because all Joels are furries
Boy do i love Kick a Joel day
by Tuff Golem>Sniffer October 14, 2022
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Crouton Kick

Crouton kick is where stick ur dick in an Latina ear and roundhouse kick her rapidly in the Pussy
Jack crouton kick his teacher on his last day of school!
by Jack me off ryan December 21, 2021
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The cross-eyed mule kick

When a woman is doing a hand-stand while both kicking him in the eyes and giving him a blowjob until completion
“I have black eyes because my girlfriend gave me a cross-eyed mule kick!” - the cross-eyed mule kick
by BBC401 July 3, 2021
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kick the squirrel

Dam I’ve got a sudden urge to ‘kick the squirrel
by Drog65 October 5, 2020
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