the REAL "savior"

the mute button on my tv remote control

better than a psychiatrist, the RABID "car dealer tv" ("broadcast") AUDIO, DRIVES ME INSANE !!
the hustle for money has advertisers playing stupid 'jingles' , BAD music, e.t.c., driving one COMPLETELY INSANE !!
ie: YOU TALK TOO MUCH, YOU TALK TOO FAST, YOU TALK TOO LOUD !!

when that commercial comes on, and i'm about to lose my mind, (while fondling my guns) i quickly employ my 'therapist', my remote control button !! AHHHH! blessed SILENCE ! ( HATE that guy/gal AND their 'push' !! ("event")

i HATE that commercial !! steve: i don't watch tv !! yeah! , easy to understand why ELVIS reportedly shot out his TV !!
i'd NEVER do business with those people!

that rabid dog minister was pushing the savior, i quickly employed the REAL "savior" !
the REAL "savior" saved my black ASS! , you TALK too much !
the REAL "savior" kept my head from EXPLODING !!

by michael foolsley August 24, 2022

raw dog real

When a person is so real it’s shocking to the fakes, and snakes, when you don’t give a f*** what has happened in the past cause you met the OG Jennifer and nothing matters but being with her, when life takes something you want so badly because it knows you’re not on your chosen path, you gots ta keep it Raw Dog Real and keep it movin, better things are coming.

Joe: I’m so hurt bro,
Nicole: bro, stay true to you, keep it Raw Dog Real and never forget the things this experience taught you. It’s time to move on…

by The Jr. Man! July 26, 2022

The Real Housewives

An expression that old people over the age of 29 are called

Oh look a 30 year old, what The Real Housewives!

by ChickenChocker69 January 30, 2023

Real

You’ve smoked meth

You’re smoking real

by Backwoodmilk August 19, 2025

Real Ass Pitch

Pitch with a real Ass.

Guys that dog is a real ass pitch, i just felt his butt. Its not a fursuit.

by Lasse Jackal November 1, 2019

The Real Ones

A unique group of individuals who facetime each other frequently. Typically, this group of people use the platform Houseparty but have recently transitioned to using FaceTime. Conversations within the group usually consist of complete bullshit.

I really want to be a part of the real ones.
wanna facetime real ones?

by Betty Cooper-Jones September 14, 2021

real poo

A messy substance which you must carry on to a flight because the airline wouldn't let you bring more than 100mL of the sham poo.

Unlike sham poo, real poo is solid and thus circumvents the arbitrary limits on liquids carried in carry-on baggage.

Sham poo is just fake shit. Ick.

Eschew shampoo! Demand the real poo!

by bitchuck September 13, 2024