Rooty Poops

Scrubs, second-stringers, substitutes, or benchwarmers of a sports team. Second-rate things of any kind.

The game was getting late and we were losing 41-0, so the coach sent in all the rooty poops.

by stuby November 27, 2010

Poop Shark

A phrase used to describe a certain type of person. This person is usually tall and gangly and may suffer from slight mental retardation. They usually have curly hair and most would describe them as a big dumb faggot. Many of the P-sharks listen to hip-hop music and are characterized as wiggers. These types of poop sharks may have a Jheri curl. Some famous poop sharks include Jon Heder(Napoleon Dynamite), Screech(Dustin Diamond) , and Rosie O'Donnel.

Korie Mooreland is such a douche! He must have got his degree in poop sharkology.

I can't believe that faggot! he is such a Poop Shark!

by Doug Wenticoff December 7, 2006

Poop Tube

A poop tube is when you put your hand in a tube like shape and put it over someone's mouth and take a big meaty shit and stuff it in their mouth with one finger.

Last night my girlfriend was begging for the poop tube.

by Lady fuck February 28, 2009

Poop and Swoop

When feeling a nasty fart coming on, move into a group of people in order to share it's sweet fragrance. Then, briskly walk away leaving said group to argue amongst themselves as to who committed the deed.

Poop and Swoop a.k.a. The Fart Bandit

Stacey: "Oh my God! Do you smell that?! Rob! What the hell?!"

Rob: "It wasn't me! That had to have been Jesse."

Jesse: "No way, dude."

Monica: "I think someone just poop and swooped us."

by Carbomb September 28, 2011

Picture Pooping

The act of forcing out a poop only to take an image of it and text it to an unexpecting friend or associate.

Person 1: You gotta stop picture pooping man...

Person 2: The picture poop I sent you today caught you off guard, admit it!

Person 1: Fuck man! That shit was orange and had specs of nuts and corn in it!

by OranageHasu December 4, 2012

poop needles

The sharp, tingling needle like sensation felt in ones legs after spending a questionable amount of time sitting on the toilet.

Bro, I lost track of time watching Youtube while taking a dumb and have a wicked case of poop needles right now.

by rip-trip July 8, 2021

extra poop

after you have released a poo and wiped but then you have to release another poo

god i just had to take three extra poops and i used a full roll of toilet paper

by goodwillhunting September 18, 2011