Sons of Heaven

A term that could be used sarcastically to refer to socially powerful Chinese people, particularly those who are corrupt or who are trying to covertly influence other countries. The term can refer to CCP officials, other public figures working (openly or secretly) on behalf of the Chinese government, or even leaders of organized Chinese crime groups, etc.

It’s a reference to “Son of Heaven”, the official title formerly held by the Chinese emperor.

It would be directly analogous to the word “oligarch” used in the context of the post-Soviet world, and implies a similar level of critique. Use of the term would be helpful as it would provide a way to openly criticize Chinese influence in one’s own society without coming across as racist or Sinophobic. That’s because it doesn’t apply to all Chinese people, only the powerful and corrupt ones.

I don’t have anything against ordinary Chinese people, but the Sons of Heaven have FAR too much influence in Hollywood and Washington, D.C., and that’s a real problem.

My ex-girlfriend is from China, and she loathes the Sons of Heaven as much as I do. She’d probably be a political prisoner today if she hadn’t come to America.

I hear people are talking about a possible invasion of Taiwan. Looks like the Sons of Heaven are at it again.

The Sons of Heaven claim they have actually been doing the Tibetans and Uyghurs a favor all these years. Like I’m ever going to believe that.

by Unstable Sub-Genius January 16, 2024

I fuck with you heavy

What you tell your friend when their cheeks (alternatively, their "Gyatt") looking a little more scrumptious than usual and you just have to have it

Person 1: "Hey Jake! *ass bouncing as he walks" How have you been recently?"
Person 2: *Looking at Person 1's fat ass* "John, I fuck with you heavy. Give me that Gyatt!"

by KidneyCanceler January 26, 2024

Oh good heavens im about to splurge

A thing you say when your about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

*Person one nearing their max*
Person one: "Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh great heavens I'm about to splurge!"
Person 2:"Wow man thats crazy you sounded like a total gentlemen when you said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge."

by Isator November 14, 2023

oh good heavens im about to splurge

Something you say when you are about to buss but want to sound like a gentleman.

Person 1:Man, this chick was blowing me so good... just as I dropped my load I said "Oh good heavens im about to splurge.
Person 2: Woah dude, thats crazy you sounded like a total gentleman when you said "oh good heavens im about to splurge.

by Isator November 14, 2023

i fw you heavy

When a shorty likes you very much

Nigga: do you fw me?
Shorty: I fw you heavy

by Truthteller69750 March 17, 2024

neck getting heavy

when a nigga gets new jewelry on his neck enough for it to get heavy

ay tha nigga has on hella jewelry ik his neck getting heavy

when someone flexn they jus got new chains

by 1kbagchaser1k April 1, 2024

Snow Bunny Heaven

Snow Bunny is a term referring to white women who prefer black men, so the phrase 'Snow Bunny Heaven' refers to having relations with multiple white women, as a black man. This phrase was popularized by the song of the same name, made by the rapper YoungCamelToe.

"When I Die, I'ma Go To Snow Bunny Heaven"

by Brobrodidfog April 24, 2024