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Goat

1. Something that is totally ridiculous, but still awesome.
Did you see that guy try and joust with that windmill? Totally goat!
by ThomasCock April 5, 2015
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Goat

A little furry thing that screams 99% of the time and enjoys ramming into peoples' thighs.
Also known as the 2nd most annoying creature before children.
The goat rammed its head into my thigh and began to scream louder than my screams of agony.
by Goat-Hater July 19, 2022
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Goat in a Boat

"Goat in a Boat" is a group of 3 best friends named: Johaina, Loinette, and Anoshty. They are crazy, out of their mind, and probably have corona. Loinette is a psychopath that thinks about killing people. Johaina hase gone insane in this crisis and started dressing like a girl and making voice notes. Anoshty is happa that her Mom's aunt died and her other aunt lodt her memory. Over all Goat in a Boat are Bitches that nobody cares about.
Stay away from Goat in a Boat or you are going to catch their weird disease.
by I am fery much crazy July 1, 2020
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fainting goat

Whenever goats get jump-scared sometimes they just ragdoll like a fucking drunk guy who over-reacts to getting a fork thrown at them.
Rude guy: *scares little goat*
Goat: *faints*

Rude guy: *laughs like the absolute bitch-ass man he is*
Rude guy again: 'you dumb fainting goat'

Poor innocent goat: *get's up and runs off*
by beemovieisaW November 22, 2022
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GOAT

Could stand for 'Greatest Of All Time'..etc.
Also name of the Maynard brothers (youtuber Jack and singer Conor) group which as Jack says "could mean anything you want it to mean"
"You're the GOAT"
or
"Have you heard the new GOAT song?"
by kxgreen November 2, 2017
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goat aura

Being so cool to the point that your aura is as powerful as a goat.
"Damn she's got goat aura fr."
by 1l0vekfc December 18, 2024
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Goated Sauce Banger

"Tim mf worley is the most goated sauce banger sigma to ever rizz."
by Neipetal April 20, 2024
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