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French Montana

When one man is wearing a house coat with only nylons on and is smoking a Corella De' Ville bitch stick cigarette and gently blow smoke rings against an ass less chap wear cowboys butthole.
I just saw that guy in nylons giving that cowboy a french montana, my mind is blown. He blew smoke rings inside the cowboys exsposed buttox
by Jimmy wang chang June 14, 2022
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french marriage

When you and your lover decide that paying property taxes in two places is more fun long term. Typically in the province of Quebecistan.
Wow John and Jessica sure do rock their French marriage. I wonder how much more their budget costs them because of it. To each their own I guess.
by 🫓 January 20, 2024
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french toast

When something great has happened you say 'french toast'.

Synonym for 'fuck yeah' or 'awesome'.
'I just graduated medical school!'

'French toast!'
by superswagsturniolos_ July 18, 2022
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Late in French

Late in French is "en retard." Used for the times you've got the itch to say slur, but don't want to fully commit.
You're late in French.
by Bob The french January 19, 2024
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French Tax

If there is a french racing driver or a manufacturer taking part in a motorsport race weekend,they must suffer at least one mechanical failure that will result in either a DNF or 0 points race result.
"The Alpine car's engine shut off and they've stopped on the track.That's French Tax for you."
by Wojach May 9, 2023
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Peeling french fries

"Peeling french fries" is a phrase meaning "Doing everything except the logical answer to something"
"Dude, we just backed into a ditch!"
"Don't worry, I'll just back out of it" *starts trying to back out of the ditch*
"You're peeling french fries!"
by IncyIncoming September 28, 2022
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French Fist

The insertion of the fist into a man's urethra
It is my boyfriend's birthday, so I'm giving him a French Fist tonight
by Teenita May 28, 2022
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