Fruit roll up 

Someone who is so crazy but thinks they are normal.

The person just has so many issues rolled into one there's no point in trying to understand it.

There's just no hope and you just accept it and move on.

Person 1: i am so glad we got out of there. What's that crack head's problem.
Person 2: idk he's a fruit roll up.

Fruit roll up by DayZzz October 27, 2020

Salty fruit salad 

During sexual intercouse when a person takes a fruit (usually oranges), cums on/in it than squeezes it into partners mouth.

During erotic sex I grabbed an orange and made Ally a salty fruit salad

Salty fruit salad by Dan Tomasello April 4, 2009

Hartley Fruit 

A particular individual whom partakes in a number of homo-sexual acts.

Hartley- Respresents the amount of affection and love he put into these acts.
Fruit- Respresents the lack of fear to use inaimate objects during these acts. (Occasionally breaks limbs of other individuals, including his own parents)

Ocasionally hartley and fruit can be seperated to have each individual meaning. If someone or an object is refered to as a hartley, they show extreme idiotic behaviour. Of which anyone who was relatively normal would find extremely annoying to the point of physical violence.

Person1: OH MY GOSH, SHUT UP! YOU'RE A COMPLETE HARTLEY!

Person1: Hey? Are you a hartley fruit?
Person2: Yeah! along as you're not a complete Hartley!

Person1: Hey whats your name?
Person2: Matthew?
Person1: YOU'RE HARTLEY

Hartley Fruit by Wardy949 June 16, 2011

asian fruit salad 

When a group of homosexual Asian men bear hug eachother in a bathroom

Kim Jong Un loves to have an Asian Fruit Salad with his big muscular Asian missiles.

asian fruit salad by We Iz Police February 23, 2014

filipino fruit loop 

A Filipino fruit loop is when two Filipinos eat fruit loops out of each others booty holes

Boy 1: did you see those guys last night?
Boy 2: nah, what was it?
Boy 1: they were Filipino fruit looping on the lunch table.

filipino fruit loop by Papa dickchicken March 27, 2016

dusty fruit basket

A very tall man, above average, who loves getting head from midget women and who has a quite large danger noodle

I love being a dusty fruit basket, these midgets give better head than most people think.

dusty fruit basket by Dangernoodles01 January 9, 2017

Tropical fruit duck 

Tropical fruit duck :

1 When a tropical fruit (a man who turns gay when outside America ) sees someone they know while engaging in fruit like behaviour and tries to hide or ducks under a table to avoid

being seen

2 a species of duck , which tastes like bananas when cooked . Hunted to near extinction in the late 19th century for that reason . A new colony has just been found on north bull island in Dublin

Maurice did a tropical fruit duck when he spotted his cousin in the distance while engaging in fruity behaviour with a very attractive Jamaican man .

Tropical fruit duck by Marmalade cat 🐱 May 22, 2020