cereal fart

This is the flatulance which occurs after an enormous bowl of rasin bran or chereos. The wheat is partialy indigestable creating a rather large amount of gas and a penatrating odor, even after a dump. Sometimes the chereos come out whole.

cumming from his ass was a stream of cereal farts.

by vinnyfromqueens February 7, 2010

Rosie-Farts

What Rosie O' Donnell did to FUCK with Elizabeth Hasselbeck on The View.

Did you see Liz Hasselbeck get Rosie-Farts down her throat from the AWESOME Rosie O' Donnell??

by Lance Boyle Bitch July 11, 2011

Faint Farted

Where you fart so hard and push so hard that you need to sit down after and have a breather, really knocks the wind out of you (in more ways than one). Can also burst a blood vessel or make you faint.

"Argh, lemme sit down, i just dropped a Faint Farted"

by matbat January 10, 2009

freezer fart

when you let one rip in a cold place, such as a restaurant's walk-in cooler. Low temperatures have a stench-enhancing property when it comes to farts, so when this act is performed, not only does the fart stay enclosed in the cooler until the door is left open long enough for it to escape, but also smells about ten times worse. In general, freezer farting is a fun and hilarious thing to do.

I ripped one helluva freezer fart in the cooler at work today. Joey went back there to get something and the smell was so bad his eyes started watering. Good times.

by SweetDoggyM January 14, 2016

riot farts

riot farts are so bad that they cause riots and mayhem.

riot farts caused mayhem in Egypt.

riot farts are considered to deadly dangerous.

riot farts closed a mall in your area.

riot farts are mostly in Mexico.

by keebles April 14, 2012

Scott Farted

A phrase used by many in the 805, typically said after someone drops something or screws something up. Also used to break the awkward silence when your chilling with friends.

"Dude, this is boring..."
"Yeah... SCOTT FARTED!!!"

by SF805 May 4, 2008

Stress Fart

An especially long and loud anal eruption of putrid gas, brought on by sudden physical stress, such as bending to lift a heavy object.

My mom was bending over to lift a large sofa, when she suddenly blew a stress fart. I could not believe it, I'd never heard my mom fart before!!

by Kalisiin March 24, 2012