ethan corp.

A worldwide corporation.
We aim to take over the world.
This will make our corporation very succesful.

Me: Ethan Corp. just bought every company in existence.
You: Impressive.

by AnonymousGuyOnTheInternet January 18, 2022

ethan

a celebrity he was in a famous youtubers video wow!!!!

ethan is so famous!!

by melieuu January 26, 2022

Ethan Pelt

The absolute sexiest person ever. And has the best girlfriend in the world.

Ethan Pelt is THICC

by swagdaddy#82 April 26, 2019

Ethan

Ethan is a Penis head

P1: Yo what do you think of ethan in fourth block?
P2: He is a penis head.

by ethan_hater69 December 15, 2021

Ethan

Probably has asthma. He is really funny but never comes to school because he’s a hypochondriac. He’s also really good at video games

Why didn’t Ethan come to school today?
He had a runny nose.
Oh

by Sir Gay of BonerLand May 12, 2018

Ethan

There are nerdy Ethan’s and they are what everyone says about Ethan’s but the other Ethan’s this Ethan is manipulative, doesn’t actually care about and uses you, tells you one thing then the complete opposite the next day. This ethan is not to be trusted bc he will stab you in the back.

All Ethan’s aren't good guys

by Anyone_234 August 3, 2022

ETHAN

The definition of a fuck boy. At first it may seem that he cares about you but he doesn’t. He will crush your heart into broken pieces when he gets bored of you. All he wants is to make out with girls and touch their butt.

Ethan is a fuck boy

by inspectorgadget101 June 11, 2019