dutch crock-pot

Similar to the dutch oven. When you bare ass fart into a hat, bowl, or other small hollow object and hold it over an unsuspecting victim's mouth and nose until they vomit or pass out

She escaped the dutch oven this morning so I had to get her back with a dutch crock-pot.

by Amazing A. 1991 January 14, 2015

In dutch

In dutch, meaning pregnant.

He got her in dutch, so they had to get married.

by UrbanSouth March 17, 2023

dutch lawyer

The initial piece to collapse in an imminent domino effect sequence.

That '87 Pinto was the dutch lawyer int he 16 car pile-up on the 110.

by WalenskiWalenski April 04, 2018

Dutch Handrail

The act of stretching a condom over the rim of a cup, and proceeding to have sex with it.

My girlfriend doesn't do it quite like a Dutch Handrail.

by zpa May 12, 2012

Dutch perogie

When you bring cheez whiz into the bed, put it in your partner's butt crack, then lick it out. Potatoes and veggies optional but recommended

Dude, you know that chick I took home last night? I gave her a Dutch Perogie.

Bro, seek out professional help

by Dehydratedninja March 31, 2022

Dutch vote

Showing up to vote, but instead of voting, the person cranks out a rank fart and leaves the stench for the enjoyment of the next voter.

I didn't agree with any of the candidates so I just left a dutch vote.

by Hard Harry August 18, 2020

Dutch Gas Chamber

Dutch Gas Chamber
Farting in an actual sauna.

I was sitting in the sauna at the gym and some guy in there turned it into a Dutch Gas Chamber.

by soccs11 January 05, 2025