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Daddys-moneyitis

Did you see that new $600 muscle gun Jack's dad got him? Jack suffers from crippling daddys-moneyitis.
by ArkhamKNIGHT873 January 7, 2022
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lap daddy

A DILF dad who’s lap you would like to sit on. MAINLY FOR SEXUAL REASONS. For example, think of Bella’s dad from Twilight. There’s a scene where his girlfriend is sitting on his lap and he’s a total lap daddy.
Used in a sentence: “Give me that lap you lap daddy.” Also: “is this lap daddy’s lap taken?”
by Organic potting mix January 15, 2022
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Daddy Howl

a dude who gets high almost every night and is a blue-haired liberal.
"Daddy Howl dmed me on discord, apparently he's high again."
by Glitchy Witchy January 17, 2022
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bb daddy

A man who doesn’t have children but likes to be called daddy. A daddy in training. Calling your boyfriend “bb” and also adding “daddy” it’s like decorating “bb” with “daddy”
Hey bb daddy, you’re such a good daddy- I can’t wait for you to be a real baby daddy.
by Infinaughty November 5, 2022
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House Daddy

A DJ that is honing it, playing the best beats, in control of the dance floor! Daddy of the dance floor.
Wow owning the beat, best club music in town, this DJ is a House Daddy.
by angelfirecherrykiss November 13, 2022
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daddy plug

In a word, cock. Or dick. Or whatever nomenclature you want to use to describe your penis (especially when it’s combined with a mom socket).
“Look, I know we’ve been dating for a while, so would you grant me the privilege to consensually use my daddy plug on your mom socket?”
by RamCat Jackson December 6, 2021
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daddy cream

by comes December 7, 2021
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