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Skank-Wank

a hand- job performed by a woman with a vast history of men (skank)
Dude 1 : yo did heather let you get any last night?

Dude 2 : Hell nah man, but she gave me a quick Skank-Wank before i left.
by saltlifesailor69 November 15, 2021
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Wink Wank

I was so busy today I only had time for a wink wank.
by drew2dee2 November 18, 2021
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wank spots

When you’re soo sweaty after a wank ( for going at it too hard) you develop spots on your back
“These wank spots I have are getting on my nerves
by Midge05 October 3, 2021
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Jill wank

When u masterbaite over a photo of morgz mum
by Jamesgilbert123 October 7, 2021
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Toxic Wank

A toxic wank is where you cum on someone whilst breaking up with them, specifically on the face.
"Omg Jeremy, you came so much!"
"Sorry Jessica that was a toxic wank, we're over"
by Oxford Vaginary October 8, 2021
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Fury wank

When someone gets that excited about the boxing they jizz in their pants
Barry was so excited bout the fight he done a fury wank
by Barry charver October 10, 2021
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dodgy wank

An additional level of risk to a 'Danger Wank'.

You do the same as a danger wank but have to watch some weird fucked up porn, so if they do catch you it's way worse.
"Dude I'm grounded for 6 months and have to go to therapy because I failed doing a dodgy wank"
by Mrs Pearley November 1, 2021
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