When one is so drunk on good times (possibly some alcohol in there somewhere) and he proceeds to fall on the ground, and tries to get up but instead does this rocking motion because his world is spinning profusely, much like a turtle when on its back or shell.
Dude joeys so hammered right now he's in the living room turtleing as we speak.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
No joke you turtled last night and I damn near defecated myself laughing so hard.
by Ginglife March 1, 2015
Get the Turtleingmug. - "Hey Jeff, wanna get some burgers?"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
- "Sure, just let me go pinch a turtle before"
- "you're grose bro"
by turd_muffin November 10, 2017
Get the Pinch a turtlemug. When she's throat goatin your manicotti with no hands and suddenly she jams a finger up your turtle pipe.
by sky10202 October 15, 2023
Get the turtle pipemug. A poop that isn't ready to come out, or won't come out. The state of a poop before peaking and becoming a "turtle head".
by El Guapo Muchacho October 8, 2016
Get the slumbering turtlemug. by Nub Nublet October 30, 2020
Get the turtle shellmug. The act of pushing a circumcised glans into the shaft of the penis, as if to turn it inside out. Then wrapping the scrotum over said inverted penis, and holding this formation until stuck. The penis will slowly reverse to normal in a turtle-neck-like-fashion.
by CalebKRubberNuts April 13, 2020
Get the Turtle-neckingmug. by imwhoeveryouwantme2be<3 January 27, 2024
Get the turtle mclovinmug.