Half Clock It

When you clock someone but it is not worth a clock.

She was punching the air. Clock it. No thats a half clock it.

by TeamClockIt March 4, 2025

half-co-nephew-in-law

Spouse's half-nibling's husband.

My half-co-nephew-in-law is a good person.

by Wonbig October 13, 2021

half hood

Half of a hood.

I don't have a full hood. I have a half hood.

by TheDick December 18, 2013

Half-lesbians

Critical fat-cock theory.

Hym "Women and fat-cocks. That's why the half-lesbians. Fat-cocks are scarce. Women are attractive. And strap-ons are cheap. Therfore, critical fat-cock theory. It literally explains everything."

by Hym Iam March 9, 2024

Half a nipple

Specifically a unit of measurement for Bailey's cream liqueur. Half a nipple being 25ML.

"Barkeep! Half a nipple of Bailey's!"

by TheBiggestBen November 19, 2017

Hippie-half-share

Frugality taken to the next step, or all the way to your buddies fridge. Taking an almost unnoticeable amount of something (typically food) with the intention of replacing it... in some karmic form... at some distant future date, until there's only an unusable amount left.

Sage was a very courteous roommate, he was always thoughtful enough to leave a hippie-half-share of my milk in the fridge.

by Dj smiles January 18, 2022

cut the table in half

Change the topic of the conversation

I’m getting tried of talking about this, let’s just cut the table in half

by ReallyRealPerson1800 April 30, 2024