The romanian national day of "găureală". Găureală means having a great time with the boy of your dreams making out.
by piulaninchiur December 9, 2021

by Jdjxjzhxhzhsha May 7, 2022

November 7th is the day to dodge grapes. Food fights occur often and it is best to avoid them. If you get unlucky, you could become one of the many victims; or the offender if your food supply is abundant enough.
Lilah: "Hey Addison, what was that for?! You just threw a grape at my eye!"
Addison: "It's November 7th. Food was meant to be thrown."
Addison: "It's November 7th. Food was meant to be thrown."
by thHEViictiim November 21, 2021

A pseudo-punishment used by the hicks who run Williamstown High School in Southern New Jersey, USA. The "punishment" is given for many different reasons, but they all lead to one stupid result. The punished is to remain at home until 2:30 where they then must report to school from 3 to 7 o'clock and do assigned schoolwork from their classes. The only loop hole is that kids will still go to school that day or not come to school at all so their 3 to 7 turns into an expulsion and they get a free vacation. Sure you'll miss out on your dances and 3 school trips but the only thing that matters is Disney anyway, the prom is a hilarious excuse anyway because 9/10 you'll get mugged because it's Atlantic City.
TEACHER: You were caught smoking outside on the school grounds Jerry, that's a 3-7 for you.
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
Jerry: Your husband doesn't love you, does she Karen..?
TEACHER: No.. Jerry he doesn't..
by Pseudonym? What The Hell April 13, 2019

Politician: We need more taxes
Redneck: We don’t need to pay more taxes that’s dumb
Politician: Yes we do give us your money!
Redneck: bro haven’t you ever read boogalations 7:4?
Redneck: We don’t need to pay more taxes that’s dumb
Politician: Yes we do give us your money!
Redneck: bro haven’t you ever read boogalations 7:4?
by Yakiboi76 October 18, 2022

Alexis: hey girllll I heard your man broke up with ya, too bad for him he didn’t even deserve yo pretty ass
Lexi: yeah he’s a total bitch * cries inside*
Alexis: maybe you should just follow The 7 B’s next time
Lexi: huh? What’s that
Alexis: babes before boys because boys bring babies. As in don’t get yourself a man get yourself a girlll *slutty giggles*
Alexis and Lexi next evening …
>>
Lexi: yeah he’s a total bitch * cries inside*
Alexis: maybe you should just follow The 7 B’s next time
Lexi: huh? What’s that
Alexis: babes before boys because boys bring babies. As in don’t get yourself a man get yourself a girlll *slutty giggles*
Alexis and Lexi next evening …
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by YourMomsBiCurious August 3, 2021

by jsavy July 26, 2024
