When she dresses up as a dirty nun. Set up two chairs, one on each side of a slightly open door. She confesses all the dirty things she wants done to her. You then proceed to satisfy every confession.
Kelly wanted The Dirty Nun Confessional last night, so after confession I tied her face down to the bed, spanked her bottom red, raw dogged her bottom and then finished on her face. The odd thing was she wanted me dressed as Santa.
by DT_S January 1, 2023
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Get the freshman dirty dick down mug.The dirty slim shady when you leave for kidnapped children in a car and then put it at Hooker on them and masturbate all of them the dirty slim shady.
I saw this lady with four kids, and I remembered she was a hooker. so I left the kids in the car all day ,and they died. I had to kill their mother .it was very sad so I put the hooker on her kids and I masturbated, all over them!!! it was a dirty slim shady!!!!
by slumlordslim October 24, 2022
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When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...
When a bloke anally penetrates a woman with his penis whilst also vaginally penetrating her with his fist. Then proceeds to masturbate himself through the thin lining between the womans anus and vagina...
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Get the dirty zakiria mug.The Dirty Pinwheel is when you take one of those fidget spinners stick it up your ass and upon removing it, give it a spin so that the shit flies off of it.
My buddy's girlfriend left him after she got pink eye from the dirty pinwheel he gave her last week.
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