Dick

You are a sick for searching dick on this website

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick

by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019

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Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

if you eat shrimp noodles you 100% of the time have a shrimp dick

Girl: You eat shrimp noodles?

Boy: Yes? Why?

Girl: LMAOOOO HAHAHAHA YOU HAVE A SHRIMP DICK!!! Shrimp noodles=Shrimp dick

by YourLocalDoorKnobber69 August 13, 2022

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less dick

when you're cirumsised and therefore have less dick than you would've had without a circumcision

"Yo vic, you got less dick than us."

by xD4k December 6, 2017

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dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding

randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”

by jereepaid June 8, 2025

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Dick

A person that annoys you in such a way that he turns into a dick.

DUDE, YOUR SUCH A... DICK!

Dude? OH GOD THATS GROSS HES CUMMING

by AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 27, 2019

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Dick

Noun.

The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:

1. Blowjob
2. Oral

3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass

Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....

by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017

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