Agave Dick

At the right Agave level, performance is optimum. Too many Agave's and performance slips, especially as a male ages.

At 59 I'm still playing the stiff shaft but I have to be careful to keep my level right or I’ll have Agave Dick and the Mrs won’t be happy.

by Kurt L. February 4, 2022

Dead dick

Being beyond deadass serious

Bro promise you’ll clean the kitchen today, I’m dead dick serious I will

by ShelbtheDon January 14, 2023

your-mom-has-a-dick

your mom has a dick. it says it right there

I like how your-mom-has-a-dick. its nice.

by pookieposts January 18, 2023

dinning on dick December

a tradition that at lest once in December you get your girl friend to suck dick for and halve a hour

dinning on dick December

by Coollinks November 3, 2020

vacation dick

A dick so big you can only take it occasionally, as opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I like Jack but he has a vacation dick and not a boyfriend dick.

by thelastrealpersonontheearth June 16, 2016

Nicky nicky non-dick

A slang term for the act of cock-teasing

Person 1: “I think that girl is really into me

Person 2: “she hasn’t texted you back in 5 days, don’t let her lead you on like that!”
Person 1: “I’m not fucking around, I have absolutely no time for Nicky Nicky non-dick”

by Dontletyourdreamsbedreams December 29, 2018

Can I smack your dick

what you say to your friends when you want to hit their Njoy

yo, Jay can I smack your dick bro?

by Just a random chick October 9, 2019