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Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"
by ZeFleas November 8, 2021
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Dick

horny thing that goes big when extra horny
by DickStick42 December 15, 2021
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Dick Fingers

Dirty dick fingers that smell like smegma.
Andrea didn’t wash her hands after playing with Adam’s stinky dick. Her fingers smelt like smegma so we all called her dick fingers.
by Myrtleton November 22, 2024
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Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with
Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"
by DontQ April 20, 2016
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stroking the inside of sampson dicks

stroking the inside sampson meet means tying the balls of someone who has a sampson dick and biting the balls this action has to be done by a femboy
My goth femboy got so horny he started stroking the inside of sampson dicks it felt so good he started quantum jelqing my porksword so i started donkey slonkey him.
by munting menace April 25, 2025
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dick consumer

someone who consumes 11 inch big black cocks on a daily basis
look at sally, she is such a dick consumer, i saw her abosulute eating jamals bbc.
by endangereddingus May 23, 2024
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HELD OVER AS A DICK

You want to SUCK A DICK so badly in the LEGAL like a movie that is EXCELLENT which they continue to show despite it's planned showing time is suppose to end.
No matter how much I COAX and WHEEDLE , DICK I am I cannot as I am HELD OVER AS A DICK and I cannot get any BLOW JOBS anywhere to perform but hey the bright side is at least I know I am not the only one that has a virtually non existent quite small FELLATIO RATIO.
by INSERT CAREFULLY September 11, 2021
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