Dirty moofty

When you are out on the town with lads and you have a raging hard on, you find the nearest old lady and cum slime on her wrinkly old tits whilst she shakes the cum from her tits all over said bros while they cheer a brother on

Bro 1: hey you should have come out last night
Bro 2: why's that bro
Bro 1: that dirty moofty took a load on an old Nanna and she fire hydranted that shit all over the lads

by MrMooftySanch June 16, 2021

Dirty Mahedi

When you're in Mathclass and the teacher suddenly forces you to give him a rimjob whilst holding the quadratic formula in your foreskin.

"he really suffered in mathclass."
"he must have gotten a Dirty Mahedi from his teacher"

by your.dads.lover October 24, 2023

Dirty Melie

When your ex midget brakes up with his girlfriend and you ask to be their sex partner whilst with being another man.

Last night my friend commited a Dirty Melie.

by PanVan November 24, 2022

Dirty Kponouglo

When a foreign man accidentally steals your girl and decides he will put his moustache up her ass and lick off the shit

Person 1: what happened last night

Person 2: I got a dirty Kponouglo

by JizzoLizzo July 16, 2019

Dirty Dill

The act of dipping a dill pickle in Nutella, and inserting it into one’s as while in the pussy.

If you don’t watch your mouth women, I might let uncle Rodney come over here and dirty dill your ungrateful ass!

by Rod-knee’s Cock April 17, 2023

Dirty hircine

When you walk in on your wife with another man so you fuck his dog

My wife is such a whore; i caught her with steve so i dirty hircine'd the dick

by 69Thot_slayr69 April 01, 2020

Dirty latosha

When you let a transgender girl eye fuck you.

California was crazy I received a dirty latosha now it’s hard to see.

by Kc crazy one June 08, 2020