National Ketchup Day

I can only drink a bottle ketchup

Friend: Drinking Coke
Me: Slaps it and gives bottle of ketchup

Friend: WHY
Me: it’s national ketchup day
Friend: oh ok

by Despacito Eater 333 October 28, 2019

National give head day

September 24th is national give head day, ask anyone, guy or girl and they’ll give you head

Yo, give me head
Okay Of course just because it’s national give head day

by Cubanmissle September 18, 2022

Air Force 1s Day

On September 26th Everyone should wear their AF1s to school, no matter the color way, how fresh or beat up they are, or how much you dislike them

Aye, It’s Air Force 1s Day, why aren’t you wearing yours?

I don’t have any

by Icboyyy11011 September 23, 2022

throw tall people day

on october 21 you can throw anyone 6 ft or above

it is throw tall people day! yay!

by gabeba October 21, 2021

Slap a guys ass day

december 5th is slap a guys ass day

guy 1: hey
guy 2: hey, its slap a guys ass day

by georgewhd December 4, 2023

sloppy days

When a friends dates his friends ex

You have got sloppy days

by Bruce Clinton September 1, 2017

make kenzie made day

August 9 of any year. make makenzie greer made

Tomorrow is Make Kenzie Made Day!

by breezymakesphrases August 9, 2024