When a man spreads his balls out and covers their partners nose and mouth with them, like a mask, then proceeds to shit on their chest
by I'mNotMimzy July 28, 2019
Get the Dirty CPAPmug. When you are eating your girl from behind, your nose touches her butthole and she clenches her butt cheeks. She then says “got your nose” before you can get loose.
by PBHoncho August 1, 2022
Get the dirty honchomug. Putting am entire tube of m&m's into your girls ass,then shoving your nose up,and letting the m&ms fall from your nose into your throat as she shoves bacon into your foreskin.
by Stix_y November 24, 2021
Get the Dirty Réanamug. by Fungunmangrop September 1, 2021
Get the Dirty Arrowmug. You shove a banana up your ass take it out let your student eat it wait until he shit it out rub it all over your chest then slide down a long hallway while have a girl with a strap-on defile you and makes u cum making u go faster down the hall and at the end u rebuild a bana out of your shit freeze it and start the process all over again
"What where you doing this Weekend"? "Ah I just recorded a Dirty Müller and sent it in my Family Chat".
by Arschritzächüzeler69 March 1, 2024
Get the Dirty Müllermug. When a woman is bouncing down on your big fat cock and she decides that she has to shit but doesn't want to get off so he shits on your meat stick which turns you on causing you to cum all in her ass.
by ButtMuncher1500 April 13, 2024
Get the Dirty McQueenmug. Abuses his position of power to get into the pants of female students, is secretly gay and has a massive piss kink, like talking gallons of urine. Alone the noise of running water gets him going and wet. He is also extremely lazy and won't get his bachelor's degree until the year of 2050! This is not a specific case, it applies to every dirty Ahmet in the world.
young woman: Dad, I've met an awesome yet weird dude today. His name was Ahmet.
father: Oh, don't trust him, honey. He is a very dirty Ahmet and I've already been studying with him 30 years ago. And most important of all: don't EVER go to the toilet with him...
father: Oh, don't trust him, honey. He is a very dirty Ahmet and I've already been studying with him 30 years ago. And most important of all: don't EVER go to the toilet with him...
by Gucci's banana November 22, 2021
Get the dirty Ahmetmug.