Cook a family style Lasguna at 350 degrees Fahrenheit for one hour.
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Remove from oven and let cool for twenty minutes. When top layer is cool to the touch bring Lasguna into bedroom. Approach your partner who is crouched into the doggy style position. Proceed to dump the entire family style Lasguna on her back. Use the ricotta cheese as lubricant and insert your cock in her ass. While your fucking her eat the Lasguna off her back. Once the entire Lasguna is consumed, THEN YOU HAVE MY PREMISSION TO CUM.
Dirty Garf recipe
1 willing male
1 willing female
1 family style Lasguna
1 tarp
Guy #1 " Dude, what did you do last night?"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
Guy#2 " This hot Italian chick and her sister let me do the dirty garf to them."
Guy#1 " Now that's what I call family style!"
by GhostrideUrMom February 11, 2023
Get the The Dirty Garfmug. The act of shoving whipped cream into your partners genitalia then licking it clean, afterwards getting a 11 inch Rainbow dildo and try to reach red.
by Budusylicker December 22, 2021
Get the dirty romamug. by THE DICKSTER69 March 17, 2022
Get the Dirty Krishnamug. Dirty Roseanne is a drunk that works hard than the devil to make her childrens life a miserable hell hole because she is a cunt and has an unhealthy drink addiction that she will drink so much and make a cunt out of herself
Aww know Bob is pulling a dirty Roseanne, he is gonna regret that in the morning.. jokes he won’t remember
by Your kunt May 9, 2022
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by Ajmil187 July 30, 2021
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by Mooncakequeen November 21, 2021
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by TwelvePercent March 2, 2016
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