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Charlemagne's dick size

Hym "Like, it isn't 'brave' for him to talk about if he's got a big-fat-cock. Really! How is that- Oh wait, it's not reality. Ha! THAT is what we can learn from this. The Christians/Jews will spend an UNLIMITED AMOUNT OF MAN-HOURS to erase anyone who makes a compelling argument against their incest/suffering cult and have likely threatened anyone who would allow me to succeed into silence. What they don't know is this: THEY WON'T ACTUALLY BE ABLE TO ENFORCE ANY FORM OF RETALIATION AGAINST ME. They won't be able to come after your because to come after you they would have to admit they are doing what they are doing.... Which is an INSANE THING TO DO TO A GUY. They're fucking not jobs. They're not going to sue anybody. They aren't going to be able to destroy your career. Because they will be in a cage. That is what THIS is trying to avoid. People who are ✌️✊️✌️Too important to fail✌️✊️✌️ are going to go into a cage. One of them is probably a kike. He WILL flee to Israel. Jordan Peterson is probably already there. He's got his return-ticket in his back pocket at all times. He is their apologetics champion and they will defend him with their lives... Which is the opposite of how champions are supposed to work but whatever man. Everything's gravy. But Charlemagne's dick size is not a brave thing for Charlemagne to write about if his cock is fat. Nobody is running around berating people for having a fat cock."
by Hym Iam May 23, 2024
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vacation dick

A huge penis that you wouldn't want to use every single day. Its a special occasion thing. Opposite to boyfriend penis/dick.
"I totally got some Vacation Dick last night"
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National be a dick Day

It whenever you be a dick all day
Yo you heard today is National be a Dick Day
by Steve dumb April 16, 2021
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Dick

a guy who is an embodiment of the middle finger emoji
He's a fucking dick!
by mayo9876 January 2, 2022
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vacation dick

Vacation dick is when you have a long shlong that is best used for one night stands and its ideally what a girl would want for every day usage ,not boyfriend sized .
The guy I fucked last night had a total vacation dick it was well over 6 inches long
by Purple haze May 23, 2016
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Dick Sucking Mad

When you want to know just how mad someone really is, asked them if they’e Dick Sucking Mad.
Friend: “agghh Im soo mad right now!

Other person: “You ain’t mad enough to suck no dick?”

Friend: *starts sucking dick

“Oh damn, you are in fact dick sucking mad.”
by RealSkuff June 18, 2024
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Nani dicking

When your friends grandma has a big veiny glizzy
When your friends grandma has a penis, it’s called a nani dick
Hey did you see sevs grandma? She’s nani dicking
by No,Yourabt November 15, 2020
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