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Dicks-lexic

The misinterpretation of the size of a man's member in an image sent via text message or email, with the misinterpretation being that the member is thought to be smaller or larger than the actual size of the organ.
Dude, I got Dicks-lexic when he sent me that dick pic, it's smaller than it looks.
by Angel_in_AZ May 7, 2017
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shopping with your dick

Using testosterone rather than your brain by buying the biggest baddest item just for bragging rights rather than usefulness, such as buying a 6 burner grill when you’re only cooking for yourself or buying a chainsaw with a 48 inch bar just for cutting the occasional small tree.
Guy 1: why are you shopping with your dick? You would never use that.
Guy 2: I just want it for shits and giggles.
Guy 1: Your money pal, not mine.
by Thefanman July 6, 2022
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vacation dick

A large dick that's nice to look at and great for one night but not everyday. A no anal dick
In South Padre I'm going to scope out a vacation dick on the beach. -single woman or a hoe
by Stick287 June 17, 2016
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Bitch Dick

A small useless penis. To be used as an insult.
by Loothoarder53 February 22, 2017
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dick mom

The only girl you f*cking/ the girl taking care of ya d*ck
by 18gdup May 9, 2021
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MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX

You are minding your own business and this guy hates his job as bored to tears.
You been here over an hour and did II tell you , "I am doing this because I have MARKSMAN DICK COMPLEX as my superior has a much bigger DICK as I snuck a peak at the urinals before they erected the urinal walls but you must exit the property immediately and dumb ass bus rider " as I have a bus pass";, " I don't care".
by NEW HETEROSEXUALITY July 19, 2021
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Dick-Dweller

A dick-dweller (or cock-walker) is someone who enjoys being the bottom or receiver during sexual intercourse and displays themself in a slutty manner.
Bro, Stacey broke up with me

How come?

She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once

Dude, she is such a dick-dweller
by The Shit Giggler March 10, 2024
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