A huuuuuuuuge and attractive shlong. A very big wang the size of an elephant trunk. Fun and entertaining to play with, and always good for the kids. This dick makes the titanic look like an atom. Barely fits on Earth. This dick is so humongous it has grown into the core of the Earth and travels the Globe all while still growing. If you ever see the tip growing out of the ground give it a little push to send it back on track.
*at a party
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".
"OMG I JUST SAW BARBOD DICK"
"NO WAY" are you serious?
"YEAH IT WAS BIGGER THAN YOUD EVER THINK".
by donthedevious February 19, 2024
Get the Barbod Dickmug. by xD4k December 6, 2017
Get the less dickmug. by AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 27, 2019
Get the Dickmug. Noun.
The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:
1. Blowjob
2. Oral
3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:
1. Blowjob
2. Oral
3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....
by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017
Get the Dickmug. by Lil Skelly July 6, 2023
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dick riding; is when someone says or does something extra or unnecessary in a place or moment that it does not need to be said in just to get laughs or to make themselves look better than the person they’re targeting. But simply telling the truth isn’t dick riding
randomly saying something like; yo david your broke for no reason infront of a group of girls would be an example of “dick riding”
by jereepaid June 8, 2025
Get the DICK RIDINGmug.