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Hoagie Dick

A nasty penis, that looks and smells like a 3 day old hoagie.
My girl’s BFF told her Bobby hasn’t had a shower in days and has a bad case of hoagie dick.
by Rectum Prirate June 25, 2022
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convery dick

A term used in the Medical Community to referrer to a person with a small penis. They are commonly know as Converydongs.

Convery Dicks are mostly found in central US and Canada, originating from Ireland.
Hey Kevin Im sorry about your Convery Dick. Did you want me to come over and take care of your wife?
by Tiny Tit Tommy June 25, 2022
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Tic Tac Dick

When you have a small penis about the size of a tic tac. People suffering from Tic Tac Dick often blame society for their lack of shlong and thus take it out on everyone as a result.
"Oh don't worry about what he says about you. His ex said he has a serious case of Tic Tac Dick.
by MyVeinyMeat June 26, 2022
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Dick

Dick which is another word for the human body part is males called the Penis
My dick is so big
by Lee Yong Jie June 27, 2022
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pickle dick

A dick that is bumpy
Robert has a pickle dick I saw when he wipped it ou.
by Gorillagrip55555 June 28, 2022
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dicked down into the earth

Fully annihilated in any context wherever used.
The Sunblade Arch Mage must be dicked down into the earth or the priests will heal him to full health.
by WoWAddict7 June 28, 2022
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Schrodingers Dick

Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp

Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨

Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 28, 2022
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