Dick Blind

To be "Dick Blind" is to be completely oblivious as to how truly horrible someone is because you want to have sex with them.

Dick Blindness can be seen in most attack simps that are found on the internet, but especially on Twitter/X

Richard can't see how much of a bitch Linda is being because the silly old fool has gone dick blind

by CassieWin November 12, 2023

#dick in your mouth

This is the common phrase for the Jasminda falls in the shower and eats her dog

Lol @Jasminda you just got #dick in your mouth

by Great Giti April 16, 2020

Maclaren Dick

Literally the hottest, most ripped guy you will ever meet. He is also one of the most amazing AAA hockey players out there.

“Bro did you just see Maclaren Dick over there?”
“Omg yeah bro he’s so hot it’s actually wack!”

by Twistedmikle February 1, 2020

machine gun dick

When someone has a big dick

Yo, that machine gun dick you got there is like 20 inches, fam

by Ya boi penis fingers May 13, 2018

Dick Manes

A synonym to dickhead for people called Richard Manes.

Don't be such a Dick Manes, Stuart

by Dick Manes August 20, 2023

dick

could also mean the arm length of an individual

my dick is a tad bit longer than his

by Glory Mandy July 9, 2021

Rickad Dick

Rickad dick, is a person who loves playing with his dick. Rickad Dick is made of having sex. He loves to have hard sex and fuck his girl, 247. He fucks what ever hot girl on the street. Rickad Dick, have 6 steps to how to fuck a hot girl.
1. see a hot girl on the street.
2. kidnap the girl with a truck
3. on the truck take, off she's clothes and grab his breast.
4. start to fuck him
5. are home
6. fuck her harder

Rickad Dick is a huge sussybacka

by sussybacka123 April 8, 2022