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Limp dick

Erik has a limp dick therefore he couldn't bone May.
by JuicyBallsack March 7, 2017
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Big Dick Unicorn

A Big Dick Unicorn is a man who is incredibly thoughtful, is dynamite in bed, and has a gigantic dick. He can be found in a rare, once in a lifetime hookup that you’ll never be able to forget, no matter how many other men you sleep with in the hopes of recapturing the glory of that night.
Ah, yes, I remember my Big Dick Unicorn. I met him in a drunk St. Patty’s Day blur on a business trip to Boston. It’s been ten years and I still think about that night.
by NobodyWantedThisName May 27, 2020
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Hard as my dick when I see a naked chick

Just a random thing to say that somethings difficult
Me: *dies in game*
"Dammit. That's as hard as my dick when I see a naked chick!"
by Retard_Ryan March 15, 2023
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Goin' Wookiee on that Dick

When your partner is giving head and emitting a Chewbacca-esque sound from rolling their r's combined with the penis lodged in the back of their throat.
Shauna woke up the neighbors while she was goin' wookiee on that dick.
by Schlomo Solomon Sandberg January 10, 2020
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Dick in a jar

When you’re jamming with your mates and create a number one selling single about getting your dick stuck in a jar
“I got my dick in a jar, while I’m driving my car, and I couldn’t go far because my dicks in the jar
by Waldpflanze April 5, 2021
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Big Dick Long Pleaderiyulu Body Flicker Dick Big

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by BicicletaRusa April 12, 2025
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Pulling a Dick

When you and your friends are minding your own business and some douchebag comes and starts acting like a damn dick.
"Bitch, what are you talking about? Stop pulling a dick! You know that is wrong!"
by AlternativeFactualUniverse February 23, 2017
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