National Press Avery Day

December 17 is the day where you can make fun of, insult, and laugh at your friend named Avery and he can't do anything but sit there and take it

"Yo it's National Press Avery Day, let's all go and make fun of him for wearing lululemon and his big nose"

by ArsenalHippo69 December 17, 2023

Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful

Song cover by a Generation Alpha kid (Gen A) of "Last Christmas" by Wham!, also known as George Michael and instrumentalist Andrew Ridgeley.
The cover includes Generation Alpha/Generation Z slang such as, gyatt, rizz, fanum tax, and mewing.

Gen A: "Last Rizzmas I gave you my gyatt and the very next day you got fanum taxed, this year to save me from mewing I'll give it to someone rizzful"

Every other gen: "What." 💀

by @CCC123 December 17, 2023

bang ur bf day

on july 21st, u bang ur bf until he gets exhausted

kris: hey pookie its bang ur bf day
kuya: sighs……..

by kuyazinzane December 17, 2023

National Harrison Day

National Harrison Day... BE HARRISON JANRUARY 26th

BE HARRISON DAY ANYBODY CAN BE HARRISON EXCEPT National Harrison Day is a day to celebrate Harrison and anybody can be Harrison on this day

JACK, FRANK, CONNER harrison day is when you feel free and can be harrison anybody can be harrison

by Harrison not Frank December 17, 2023

19 december fuck day

the day that u gotta fuck

yeah its 19 december fuck day we gotta fuck

by meepuyth December 18, 2023

fuck a luke day

National: Fuck a Luke day, celebrate with luke on this fun day 😏

“luke it’s time”
“let’s go”

i cannot wait for fuck a luke day

by fatcockbaby December 18, 2023

Shit Day

It's like a Sick day, that you take off from school or work, except you aren't really "sick". you've just been put out of commission by a case of the shits. and you can't be out in public like this.

A: I took a sickday from work, but I wasn't really sick, I just had the shits last night from something I ate at McDonalds. I couldn't tell them that though.

B: Hey man, some times you just gotta take a shit day. I know how it is

by Dic Jacobus December 18, 2023