Put a banana in a sock, mash it up and put it in microwave for 20seconds. When done put it over your penis and start masturbating.
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
(20 secs only so you dont burn your knob)
by No muff to tuff for buff May 5, 2022

by 69Chaboi69 February 6, 2022

by anonymous April 8, 2022

When you look trash because something happened to you. Can be physical or something about your appearance.
--Can be used as clapped up or clapped 'subject' up--
"Hey man your hair looks like a pile of giraffe shit!"
"I know man my barber clapped me up!"
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"Did you hear what Alex said about Izzy?"
"Yeah bro! A black dude overheard and clapped him up! He's in the hospital now..."
"Hey man your hair looks like a pile of giraffe shit!"
"I know man my barber clapped me up!"
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"Did you hear what Alex said about Izzy?"
"Yeah bro! A black dude overheard and clapped him up! He's in the hospital now..."
by cool.dude.6969 September 24, 2023

When an urban family decides to move to the countryside and start a small farm without knowledge on farming. The local farmers call this family the urban pop up.
by potatoali August 10, 2017

by Lil air May 8, 2022
