Dick

You are a sick for searching dick on this website

For looking up "dick" on this website, you are infact a dick

by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019

ladder of dicks

To achieve career ambition, one often has to climb the corporate ladder, or the'ladder of dicks', wanking off every rung as you climb, tasting the pearls of success.
The phrase derives from the french 'La L'addere au phallu' and was widely referenced in french aristocratic circles during the period of the french revolution (1789-1799) when it was necessary to protect ones family by wanking off the guillotinere while climbing the scaffold to avoid certain excution.

Andreas: oh man today was so full on
Phil: how so?
Andreas: I had to submit all the shit today and buy the boss a beer

Phil: ahh I see, so your climbing the ladder of dicks I see, soon you'll have a pearly white corporate smile like the rest of them.

by 3Dolphins February 23, 2018

Dick Twittle

A person who enjoys playing with or grabbimg dicks

Jane is such a dick twittle. She always has a dick in her hand.

by myst1queb1tch September 22, 2016

Dick to the Hip

A phrase to use when things aren’t going your way or when things just aren’t right.

Symbolises when the dick isn’t aimed probably and nothing goes right from then on.

“Jeez, my shift a work today was a real dick to the hip!”

by dicktothehipcreator101 April 26, 2020

dick and balls

dick and balls are a male parts of their body that females look at and s*ck on

yo were like dick and balls

by urfavgirllllkayla June 14, 2023

dick biting day

its the day where you get your bf or male friend to get you to bite his dick (may 21)

*guy comes home*
girl- "hey, babe! come here!"
guy- "what is it?"
girl- "its may 21.. dick biting day"
guy- NO, YOUR NOT BITING MY DICK-"
girl- *bites*

by goth_jesus May 2, 2024

Dick

A person usually named tunde and he pisses of his girlfriend alot. Also acts very childish.

Tunde your a fucking dick!!.

by Tjasus December 29, 2018