"I am legally required to inform I am strapped, please believe I always keep the dick on me"
"Talking a lot of shit for someone who dont got a dick"
"Talking a lot of shit for someone who dont got a dick"
by TheRealistNGM May 31, 2020

by Dick fairy 763 May 19, 2025

by AEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE October 27, 2019

Noun.
The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:
1. Blowjob
2. Oral
3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
The most beautiful thing in the world. A man's pride. Can be used in multiple ways:
1. Blowjob
2. Oral
3. Intercourse/ Shoving up Pussy
4. Anal/ Shoving up Ass
Drew's Dick was hard, I could see it through his boxers. "Need some help with that?" I ask. He grins and turns off the light, shifting over in the bed. "That'd be nice..." I pull off the sheets and can feel myself getting wet already....
by LittleBxtch August 21, 2017

“What’s on your chin?” “Oh, it must be from brushing my teeth”... but in fact it was dick makeup
Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
Easy breezy beautiful, dick makeup
by Sillyc May 17, 2019

by Icantfindanamelol March 2, 2019

by Ardias February 7, 2024
