by Kalboy November 7, 2020
Get the Bloody Dickmug. by Doodles And Dunk Dunk July 5, 2024
Get the Demon Dick Gremlinmug. 
A floppy dick is an unfortunate symptom that may be acquired when a guy goes without masturbating a very long time. As you go about your day while the penis is in its flaccid state you will feel it pulsating and throbbing, flopping up and down, back and forth, flopping from side to side, flopping against your left thigh and then against your right thigh. And it may still be flopping up and down around everyone you meet and then the mind will start playing games with you telling you that you want to fuck everyone and anyone you meet. Your mind will say things like "see that guy over there? You want to fuck him don't you?" And you'll say, "no I don't!" and the mind will say "then why is your dick flopping up and down?".
by Bill Beef March 2, 2024
Get the floppy dickmug. where you get a knife stab a dude in the dick then twist the knife into the dick like a purple nurple
by bad_vxibes July 8, 2021
Get the Dick Nurplemug. by Yungdaki April 19, 2022
Get the He Smoken Dickesmug. by Daddy rastaaaaaa January 7, 2018
Get the big dick bitnermug.